Resolutely Yours

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Published on: January 1, 2005
Happy Freaking New Year, you tossers!
In case any of you out there who don’t read this want to know my New Year’s Resolution, I didn’t make one, in accordance with the now famous Millenium New Year’s Resolution. (Ok, it was 2000. Not the real millenium, but still.) This resolution was, of course, to never again make a New Year’s Resolution. I had tried this the previous year, but I made the mistake of resolving to never make a New Year’s Resolution, resulting in a Resolution that broke itself. (Which is the shortest possible time one can take to break a New Year’s Resolution. This is quite an accomplishment in and of itself, I must say.) But now, I have the Millenium Resolution in place, so I’m all set. New Year’s Revolutions are still legal, so, up the revolution!

In other news, I’m writing this one from my uncle’s house in northern Wisconsin. I’ll be here until Sunday, when I move into MLC. I’d give out my contact information, but you guys know that if I’m available to talk to you I’ll be in front of this computer anyway.

I’m looking forward to getting to MLC, but not to getting back into the grind of classes. (Uggh.) Meh. I have a 12 pack of Ramen, a hotpot, and weekly D&D to hold me through. Also, as I no longer work at the job that was keeping me from facial hair, I have begun the growing of a beard. (Note: Stage 1 of succesful beard growing involves not shaving for a few days, so I look pretty darn scruffy right now.)

I got a ductape watch for Christmas. It’s awesome. I also got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles boxers. Both of these were gifts from my mom. Kind of weird. But cool. Reminds me of someone I know….

Who am I thinking of…

Oh yeah, Samuel L. Jackson.
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